-- To Jurassic Park

rcris123:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

a powerful looking grey draft horse. the hair on its legs are black and slightly cover its hoovesALT
a black and white horse. it has a strong stance. the hair on its legs are white and completely cover its hoovesALT

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

two drawings of unicorns. one is pink with wavy hair. the other is grey with short hair and is smoking a cigarette for some reason. the is an arrow above them to indicate the aforementioned scale of unicornALT

like this

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I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

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dark-chocolate-frog:

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

wolfythewitch:

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another doodle

wolfythewitch:

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doodles

remidrawsstuffs:

Epic the musical will be my personality for the whole year or more and I will have the entire soundtrack on my spotify wrap 2023 and no one can stop me

Unique D&D command words to activate magic items

grazztthedark:

probablybadrpgideas:

  • Screaming
  • Any word with a prime number of syllables, no use of the letter “e”, an etymology connected to a Germanic language and that rhymes with at least 3 words the caster has heard in the last 7.52 hours.
  • “I hate you and I hope you fucking die” for a healing/buff spell
  • Relevant Vine references
  • “Will you marry me? This isn’t the command word I promise, I’m actually in love with you, run away with me and marry me”
  • The entire text of Finnegans Wake.
  • “Like and subscribe”
  • “Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘item’ as…”
  • Incredibly harsh swear words. Like, unprintably harsh. Jesus christ.
  • A very prolonged slurping noise
  • A rick-roll
  • “Yum Yum Yummers!”
  • A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.
  • Silence. Any time you’re not talking the item activates
  • Any and every usage of “And”, “But” and “Or” by anyone around you.

A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.

This feels like a good way to make an extra powerful item unusable by the PCs, but usable by a single special bad guy. 

“Oh, so you want to use the illithid’s boots of megahaste? Just say the command word ‘Phlgurlzz’bnarb’”

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astraltrickster2:

do you love the color of the

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WORM?

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bumblewyn:

musashi1596:

dreamer-hammerspace:

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reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

For the uninitiated, Blåhaj now has a new relative, a blue whale named Blåvingad whose mouth zips open

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AND he’s made from recycled plastic that’s been removed from the ocean!!!

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funnytwittertweets:

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